100 Words or Less: January 7, 2010

. Spider-Man 4 is being postponed indefinitely, while a battle rages over plot details.  Director Sam Raimi wants it one way and Sony wants it to suck. 

. It’s official: Sean Penn will play “Larry” in a new 3 Stooges movie.  It’ll be his first comedy role since… uh…

Ben Stiller and Tom Cruise together again!  This time, bringing to life The Hardy Boys.  er… Hardy Men.  Crap.  Now the only thing from my childhood that hasn’t been raped or plundered by Hollywood is my kid brother’s Sock Monkey.  Hands off Binkey, A**holes!