100 Words or Less: Dec. 30, 2009

. Rumors abound that there may be a Tiger Woods movie in the works.  I knew it was coming: news of scandal in the Woods home had Hollywood drooling like Tiger at a Hooters.  This proposed epic would star Cuba Gooding, Jr as the golfer and Mary-Kate Olsen as his 9-iron.

. Zelda Rubinstein, the diminuative “Poltergeist” psychic with the creepy voice, was taken off  life support  after her lungs and kidneys failed.  Go rent “Poltergeist” or watch “Scariest Places On Earth” in her honor.  You know you want to.