100 Words or Less: Dec 31, 2009

. Mr. T will not be making a cameo in the upcoming A-Team movie.   He says it “wouldn’t be right” to not have a starring role.  Just slip something in his milk; he’ll be fine.

. 11 million viewers tuned in to see “Two and a Half Men” Monday night, making it the evening’s highest-rated show.  Of course, we were disappointed when Charlie Sheen failed to pull a knife on Jon Cryer.

.  Last Comic Standing is coming back! 

. Rush Limbaugh is resting comfortably in the hospital after reporting chest pains.  If he has to give up cigars, he’s gonna be really cranky.