100 Words or Less: January 4, 2010

. Kate Gosselin may star in her own Bachelorette-style dating show.  Interesting idea, but “Who Wants To Marry the Hateful, Overbearing Nag With Eight Kids From a Previous Failed Marriage” really seems like an unwieldy title.

. Holiday Weekend returns put “Avatar” in the top box office spot with $68.3 million (over a billion worldwide).  “Sherlock Holmes” squeaked past “Alvin and the Chipmunks” for second with $38.4, while the rodent comedy did $36.6 million over the weekend.

100 Words or Less: Dec 31, 2009

. Mr. T will not be making a cameo in the upcoming A-Team movie.   He says it “wouldn’t be right” to not have a starring role.  Just slip something in his milk; he’ll be fine.

. 11 million viewers tuned in to see “Two and a Half Men” Monday night, making it the evening’s highest-rated show.  Of course, we were disappointed when Charlie Sheen failed to pull a knife on Jon Cryer.

Last Comic Standing is coming back

. Rush Limbaugh is resting comfortably in the hospital after reporting chest pains.  If he has to give up cigars, he’s gonna be really cranky.

Sit down. We need to talk.

There is an episode of How I Met Your Mother where the gang starts having interventions for each other.  They have interventions for Marshall’s silly Suess hat, Lilly’s terrible Cockney accent, Robin’s excessive spray on tanning, and Barney’s pyrotechnic magic tricks.  Finally, they have an intervention on interventions. (“We’re having too many interventions”, Ted intones.) Continue reading

100 Words or Less: Dec. 29

. Tyra Banks is ending her talk show and forming a new production studio.  Presumably her movies will also be pretty much all about Tyra Banks.

. The most illegally downloaded movie of the year: Star Trek.  Then Tranformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, The Hangover, Twilight, Harry Potter And The Half-blood Prince and X-men Origins: Wolverine.  ‘Cuz nothing beats being able to watch a movie recorded via handycam by some obnoxious fat guy.

. Time Magazine released their Top 10 Everything.  Top album: Brad Paisley’s ‘American Saturday Night.”  Top Movie: The Princess and the Frog.  Top story nobody actually cares about: The rest of the list.