Conan to TBS

So Conan has a new home now come November, and it’s TBS.

The school of thoughts are basically divided into two camps: 1.) OMG This is the best thing ever for him! and 2.) Now Conan is slumming.

But what many fail to realize is the single thing that makes the TBS deal the better option is thus: that Conan’s company Conaco will own the show, outright. And owning the show means determining distribution, and distribution means power.

Who will decide whether or not episodes will be available on places like Hulu, Fancast, Xbox Live, and PSN? Conan and now only Conan.

Let’s face it, every day more people that give two craps about the term “network tv” die out, and more fans that will watch things on demand are born. Controlling media distribution won’t just put more money in Conan’s pocket today (which it will), it will position his show to make a lot more in the future.

Conan will do well on TBS, and will do great things for the network. But in the wild wild west of new media, he is going to do even better for himself.

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Tim and Jeff Ep2.5: AWESOMEtar or Avatarded

TIM AND JEFF talk in this podcast about Avatar, whether or not it deserves all this hype, whether or not one set of poultry ta tas makes Howard the Duck a bad movie, and if Dirty Jobs is indeed the coolest show ever. DOWNLOAD THE MP3!! Or visit the podcast’s homepage at

100 Words or Less: January 7, 2010

. Spider-Man 4 is being postponed indefinitely, while a battle rages over plot details.  Director Sam Raimi wants it one way and Sony wants it to suck. 

. It’s official: Sean Penn will play “Larry” in a new 3 Stooges movie.  It’ll be his first comedy role since… uh…

Ben Stiller and Tom Cruise together again!  This time, bringing to life The Hardy Boys.  er… Hardy Men.  Crap.  Now the only thing from my childhood that hasn’t been raped or plundered by Hollywood is my kid brother’s Sock Monkey.  Hands off Binkey, A**holes!

Jeff the Great’s Top Ten

Sitting and reflecting about this decade was tough.  I was thirteen when it started, so a lot of the films that I thought were amazing didn’t really stand up now a decade later.  But I plowed through tons of flicks (much to the dismay of my wife) and present to you JEFF THE GREAT’S TOP TEN FILMS OF THE DECADE!!!!!

#10. Matrix Revolutions

People loved the Matrix.  People hate the sequels.  I see there point with the second film, as it basically did nothing but place the chess pieces for the third, but people seem to throw this one in the mix, but I LOVE it.  Messianic symbolism, awesome fight scenes, and an all in all redeeming ending, it easily makes my top ten.

#9. Spirited Away

This decade was like an animated golden age with the brilliant films by Pixar seeming to set the standard every time, but this non Pixar film out shines them all.  With brilliant visuals and storytelling Spirited Away is the crowning animated achievement of the decade.

#8. Almost Famous

This 2000 film seemed to launch the concept that there can be such a thing as a nerdy awkward protagonist, paving the way for people like Michael Cera to have a career.  This compelling story still sticks with me today, the airplane scene still brings tears to me eyes (of laughter), and it easily carves a place on my top ten.

#7. Little Miss Sunshine

God I love this movie.  It perfectly strikes that line between too dark to laugh at without feeling guilty and too light to take seriously.  Steve Carrel gives his performance of the decade as a suicidal homosexual professor.  The grandpa is an out spoken, coke snorting lunatic, and the dad is a failed “Self Help” book author.  It is amazing and should not be missed.

#6. Superbad

Every once in a while, you get one of those films that seems  have ripped a page from your childhood, and this film does EXACTLY that for me.  It’s rude, it’s crude, but it’s genius.  Jonah Hill is somehow hilarious, even though they portray that his character tries too hard to be funny (like some high school guys *cough* do) but they pull this off without annoying the audience.  McLovin is unforgettable.  The fact that Seth Rogen wrote this in high school might be why it is so sincere, which is, overall, its most endearing quality.

#5. Casino Royale

I’m a huge Bond fan.  A HUGE Bond fan.  When Goldeneye was released in ’95 everyone was excited.  Peirce Brosnan was a kick-ass Bond (although a watermelon in a suit could have beat Dalton) and Goldeneye kicked ass.   Then every subsequent movie sucked.  I still wasn’t sure what a reboot was or why they should do them when I stepped into the theater, but when I stepped out I understood exactly why.  This movie was AWESOME.  The sequel sucked though.  Whatcha gonna do?

#4. Juno

This movie still manages to make me both laugh and cry every time I watch it, which is the true mark of a great film.  People knock it for sounding less real and more like a million stand up comics are dealing with the situations, but I think this really strikes the balance, unlike Diablo’s *cough* later films.  It’s smart, funny, warms your heart, and ultimately changes you as a person, just for watching it.

#3. Watchmen

This is the Citizen Kane of comic book movies.  It’s brilliant, beautiful, striking, and does for super hero movies what the comic book did for super hero comics.  It was faithful when it should be faithful.  It deviated when it should have deviated.  It was simply a brilliant film.

#2. The Lord of the Rings

This seems more like one complete film to me, rather than three separate ones.  It is perhaps the greatest adaptation of all time.  Tolkien fans waited for years for a faithful cinematic adaptation and Peter Jackson did not disappoint.  These films are timeless and amazing, and will be one of those that will still be watched and analyzed 50 years from now.  They are that good.

#1. The Dark Knght

This is one of the greatest films of all time.  Heath Ledger was brilliant as the Joker. His performance alone would have placed the film on this list, but its the movie’s all around package that makes it number one.  The story is dark but compelling.  Batman is the plagued individual we remember from the comics.  Chicago is shot beautifully and believably as Gotham City.  This movie should have won best picture, let alone not get a complete nomination snub.  It’s not only the greatest film of the decade, it’s one of the greatest of all time.

If you want to check out my video review of the ten shittiest movies of the decade, you can do that here.

Now, if you excuse me, I think I’m going to go wach The Dark Knight again.

100 Words or Less: January 4, 2010

. Kate Gosselin may star in her own Bachelorette-style dating show.  Interesting idea, but “Who Wants To Marry the Hateful, Overbearing Nag With Eight Kids From a Previous Failed Marriage” really seems like an unwieldy title.

. Holiday Weekend returns put “Avatar” in the top box office spot with $68.3 million (over a billion worldwide).  “Sherlock Holmes” squeaked past “Alvin and the Chipmunks” for second with $38.4, while the rodent comedy did $36.6 million over the weekend.

100 Words or Less: Dec 31, 2009

. Mr. T will not be making a cameo in the upcoming A-Team movie.   He says it “wouldn’t be right” to not have a starring role.  Just slip something in his milk; he’ll be fine.

. 11 million viewers tuned in to see “Two and a Half Men” Monday night, making it the evening’s highest-rated show.  Of course, we were disappointed when Charlie Sheen failed to pull a knife on Jon Cryer.

Last Comic Standing is coming back

. Rush Limbaugh is resting comfortably in the hospital after reporting chest pains.  If he has to give up cigars, he’s gonna be really cranky.

100 Words or Less: Dec. 30, 2009

. Rumors abound that there may be a Tiger Woods movie in the works.  I knew it was coming: news of scandal in the Woods home had Hollywood drooling like Tiger at a Hooters.  This proposed epic would star Cuba Gooding, Jr as the golfer and Mary-Kate Olsen as his 9-iron.

. Zelda Rubinstein, the diminuative “Poltergeist” psychic with the creepy voice, was taken off  life support  after her lungs and kidneys failed.  Go rent “Poltergeist” or watch “Scariest Places On Earth” in her honor.  You know you want to.