Archive for the 'Stupid News Tricks' Category

03
Sep
08

Just when we thought they didn’t have any credibility left to lose, CNN jumps the shark

So apparently, CNN has tired of reporting news.  E! Entertainment television has, perhaps, shown them that rumors and gossip sell oh-so-much better — especially for that very important teenage girl demographic.

This weekend, a special group of reporters was dispatched to Alaska, charged with tracking down a story of extreme national import.  They “hit the ground running,” according to the reporter on the scene, to track down more information on hard-hitting rumor that Sarah Palin’s youngest child is actually the child of her oldest daughter, and that she, Sarah, was claiming the child as her own and raising it, in order to avoid embarrasment. 

Of course, this rumor didn’t actually come from a “source,” per se.  It had an originator, to be sure — but not anyone even remotely connected with the Palin family.  No, this “reliable” source — the person who had a CNN news team trekking all the way to Alaska — was a Leftist blogger on a vehemently partisan leftist blog site.  And one whose only evidence was a few photos and his personal opinion that Sarah Palin just didn’t “look pregnant.”

Bill Bennett, evidently the only person left on CNN with any class, took anchor Wolf Blitzer to task on this, as well as on their alternate story (when it turned out that the original rumor was proven false by the current actual pregnancy of Palin’s daughter, Wolf, et al decided to politicize it, and then blame Palin for it being politicized).  Wolf, however, smelled blood and wouldn’t have it. 

CNN claims to be the nation’s most trusted news source.  With garbage like this flooding their airwaves, however, I have to wonder how that could be.

07
Apr
08

Leave Pavarotti Alone!!

I’m fighting the urge to go Chris Crocker on CNN et al for their recent slow-news-day hits on opera great Luciano Pavarotti.  Sadly, I’m neither skinny, gay nor annoying enough to pull off a convincing Crocker.

The upshot is, the guy who conducted Pavarotti during the Olympics in Turin (Luciano’s final performance) says that, due to the pain caused by his pancreatic cancer, Pavarotti lip-synced during that performance.  Oh No! 

More annoying than the fact that major news agencies consider this news, is headlines written by people like the asshole who wrote, “Luciano Pavarotti: His Lips Did Lie,” as though one of the most talented male opera singers to approach to genre deserves to be likened to Milli Vanilli or Ashley Simpson.

I don’t know why the news orgs have to hate on Pavarotti.  The man’s already dead.  Even if he somehow managed to piss off Ted Turner (which, I suspect, he must have done),  I can’t imagine that a minor besmirching of his name postmortem is the “fate worse than death” that the media evidently wishes to inflict. 

Next thing you know, they’ll be claiming his eyebrows were fake.

Leave Pavarotti alone, you bastards!