100 Words or Less: January 7, 2010

. Spider-Man 4 is being postponed indefinitely, while a battle rages over plot details.  Director Sam Raimi wants it one way and Sony wants it to suck.  . It’s official: Sean Penn will play “Larry” in a new 3 Stooges movie.  It’ll be his first comedy role since… uh… .  Ben Stiller and Tom Cruise [...]

100 Words or Less: January 4, 2010

. Kate Gosselin may star in her own Bachelorette-style dating show.  Interesting idea, but “Who Wants To Marry the Hateful, Overbearing Nag With Eight Kids From a Previous Failed Marriage” really seems like an unwieldy title. . Holiday Weekend returns put “Avatar” in the top box office spot with $68.3 million (over a billion worldwide).  [...]

100 Words or Less: Dec 31, 2009

. Mr. T will not be making a cameo in the upcoming A-Team movie.   He says it “wouldn’t be right” to not have a starring role.  Just slip something in his milk; he’ll be fine. . 11 million viewers tuned in to see “Two and a Half Men” Monday night, making it the evening’s highest-rated show.  [...]

100 Words or Less: Dec. 30, 2009

. Rumors abound that there may be a Tiger Woods movie in the works.  I knew it was coming: news of scandal in the Woods home had Hollywood drooling like Tiger at a Hooters.  This proposed epic would star Cuba Gooding, Jr as the golfer and Mary-Kate Olsen as his 9-iron. . Zelda Rubinstein, the [...]

The Decade’s Top 10 WTF!? Remake Moments

Nothing says “Hey, we’re running out of ideas” like Hollywood’s run of remakes.  In the past decade, Hollywood honchos have been guilty of serial plagiarism that would make Richard Ridyard blush.  And I’m not even talking about the theft of foreign movies like “Taxi,” “Quarantine,” “Vanilla Sky” or the onslaught of Americanized J-horror.  These are [...]

100 Words or Less: Dec. 29

. Tyra Banks is ending her talk show and forming a new production studio.  Presumably her movies will also be pretty much all about Tyra Banks. . The most illegally downloaded movie of the year: Star Trek.  Then Tranformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, The Hangover, Twilight, Harry Potter And The Half-blood Prince and X-men Origins: Wolverine.  [...]

Best movies of the DECADE!

Welcome, new readers!  Okay, here’s the deal.  I want to do a list of the BEST, must-watch movies of the decade: 2000-2009.  Trouble is, A, I’m lazy and, B, I have a short attention span.  SO – help us out.  What are your TEN favorite movies of this decade?  We’ll take the movies with the [...]

Hollywood still sucks.

Well, we’re back.  And by “We” I mean the guy who started this blog a few years back, and collection of like-minded miscreants, to be added to our number as they put down the Cheetos and tear their eyes from YouTube long enough to actually write something.  So why are we doing a Media blog?  [...]